This ornament would be a runaway best-seller at Salem's finer stores. Women would be fighting over them the way parents used to battle for Cabbage Patch dolls. In fact, if Xander received a royalty for each ornament sold, his money troubles would be over.Never fear DBF, if Maggie doesn't present Xander with his own ornament in a few weeks, we can take comfort in our Spectator version:
Chelsea got one as Hope's stepdaughter. Chase got one as Hope's stepson after she and Aiden were married and he was "killed" on their wedding night. Mickey and Maggie's foster daughter (Janice) got one. Melissa got one and she wasn't legally adopted by Mickey and Maggie, they just took her in as a runaway teenager. Dougie LeClair got one for being Doug's godson (the Horton's didn't know Doug was Dougie's bio dad). Faith got one for being Scotty's girlfriend, same as Carrie got one for being Mike's girlfriend. Technically Daniel would've been Mickey's stepson, and Melanie and Parker his step-grandchildren. I know you hate it, but many non-blood or non-married Hortons have gotten ornaments since way back in the day.How would Gwen get an ornament? She is Jack's daughter, who is not a Horton. Yes, he is married to Jen, but that has nothing to do with Gwen. But....we know that all Salem's citizens get one, married or not. Heck, Bonnie still gets one. Hahahaha.
Bonnie got one as Mickey's wife back in in 2004. It was oddly shown on the tree in 2005, but never seen again.Heck, Bonnie still gets one. Hahahaha.
Could you imagine the mighty X-man having a booth in Horton Town Square where he'd sign his hunky ornament and give each lady a peck on the cheek? You're right, his money troubles would be way over!This ornament would be a runaway best-seller at Salem's finer stores. Women would be fighting over them the way parents used to battle for Cabbage Patch dolls. In fact, if Xander received a royalty for each ornament sold, his money troubles would be over.
I just hate the idea that Gwen gets an ornament, no matter what.