DrBakerFan
Well-Known Member
Dear Mr. Hernandez,
None of us in the neighborhood were too pleased when former the homicidal mental patient, Jordan Ridgeway, moved in with you, but we tried to take a charitable attitude and give her a chance. Now however, we are all quite concerned. Two nights ago, she was in your backyard chanting some weird incantations and sticking pins into a doll labeled "Ciara," and last night she was out on the lawn literally baying at the full moon. Unless you do something about this, we will be forced to contact the proper authorities.
Your Neighbors
P.S., Say hi to your mami for us. We always enjoyed the smell of her cooking.
None of us in the neighborhood were too pleased when former the homicidal mental patient, Jordan Ridgeway, moved in with you, but we tried to take a charitable attitude and give her a chance. Now however, we are all quite concerned. Two nights ago, she was in your backyard chanting some weird incantations and sticking pins into a doll labeled "Ciara," and last night she was out on the lawn literally baying at the full moon. Unless you do something about this, we will be forced to contact the proper authorities.
Your Neighbors
P.S., Say hi to your mami for us. We always enjoyed the smell of her cooking.