DrBakerFan
Well-Known Member
Dear Mr. Lambert,
Several weeks ago, I brought my motorcycle to your shop for a tune-up and an oil change. You assured me at the time that the work would be done by the next day, However, every time I stop by, the lights are out and the place is locked up. What gives? I've heard rumors that you are now living in the DiMera house of horrors, playing at being a CEO, and bedding a woman old enough to be your mother, but this sounds like typical Salem fairy tales. Instead, I suspect that you are a typical feckless Salem incompetent. If I do not hear from you immediately, I will engage a real lawyer (not one of those in-crowd twits) to sue for the return of my motorcycle and ample monetary compensation for the inconvenience of not having it all this time.
Angrily,
Harley H.W. Davidson
41 Abandoned Cabin Drive
West Salem
Several weeks ago, I brought my motorcycle to your shop for a tune-up and an oil change. You assured me at the time that the work would be done by the next day, However, every time I stop by, the lights are out and the place is locked up. What gives? I've heard rumors that you are now living in the DiMera house of horrors, playing at being a CEO, and bedding a woman old enough to be your mother, but this sounds like typical Salem fairy tales. Instead, I suspect that you are a typical feckless Salem incompetent. If I do not hear from you immediately, I will engage a real lawyer (not one of those in-crowd twits) to sue for the return of my motorcycle and ample monetary compensation for the inconvenience of not having it all this time.
Angrily,
Harley H.W. Davidson
41 Abandoned Cabin Drive
West Salem
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