DrBakerFan
Well-Known Member
Dear Mr. Horton,
Thank you for your application to join the writing staff at the National Enquirer. Unfortunately, writing for Sonix magazine does not come close to qualifying as experience in journalism, and the level of English usage in your writing samples compares unfavorably to compositions done by sixth graders. We suggest that you return to college to finish your degree, enroll in basic courses in spelling and grammar, and if and when you graduate to then seek employment outside the writing field.
Dear Ms. Donovan,
We have received your application to join eHarmony. However, the profile of your ideal guy is such that we suggest that you try the "Creeps R Us" dating website. Good luck.
Thank you for your application to join the writing staff at the National Enquirer. Unfortunately, writing for Sonix magazine does not come close to qualifying as experience in journalism, and the level of English usage in your writing samples compares unfavorably to compositions done by sixth graders. We suggest that you return to college to finish your degree, enroll in basic courses in spelling and grammar, and if and when you graduate to then seek employment outside the writing field.
Dear Ms. Donovan,
We have received your application to join eHarmony. However, the profile of your ideal guy is such that we suggest that you try the "Creeps R Us" dating website. Good luck.