Random Thoughts of Salemites, Part 2

[DrBakerFan]

Daniel: I wonder if it's safe to be driving on New Year's Eve. Ah, why not. Nobody drives in Salem.

Eric: Gee, I'm driving while drunk. Could I get a DUI and lose my license? Nah, all Roman's cops are probably drinking at the Pub.

Xander: Rats, nobody bailed me out and I missed New Year's Eve. Oh well, maybe I'll get out in time for Valentine's Day.

Steve: Great, Ava was with that lover-boy doctor. All our problems are over.

 

[Just Samantha]

Sami: I love my twin, but does he have to be so perfect?? Sometimes I wish that perfect crown would get knocked off his saintly head.

 

[robinsnest]

Benchie: Hey!!! Hello!!! I'm still here, willing to listen to your out loud secrets. Please come visit me again. Please?!

 

[katmouse]

Roman crying: I didn't get a New Year's Eve kiss.

 

[NikkiFan]

Belle: why do people keep singing "turn that snarl upside down" every time I walk by?? Eh, who cares, she says while snarling.

 

[FinchelKlaine4E]

Sonny: Let's see, New Year's Resolution for 2016: "Move on from Will". Sigh...well...wish me luck.

 

[DrBakerFan]

Andre (after hearing about the accident): Ah, misery and tragedy. How delicious. If only I had caused it.

Stefano: I wish Chad would father a son. Little Giovanni and Sydney are tainted by being raised by Samantha, and Theo is influenced by that fool, Abraham. I need a true DiMera for an heir.

Dr. Chyka and Dr. Rolf: Hmm, multiple serious injuries in Salem. If they'd ask, I'm sure I could come up with magic drugs that would save all the accident victims.

Xander: OMG, Brady needs a new heart. If Uncle Vic sends his thugs to take mine, they'll be in for the fight of their lives.

John: Why won't they take my heart to save Brady? What's the problem? It's not like I'm offering to donate my coma-plagued, memory-erased brain.

 

[Just Samantha]

Philip: Brady and Eric need hearts? I should donate mine. After all, I could grow a new one, just like I regrew my leg.

 

[Heather4CU]

Jennifer: Eric and Brady need heart transplants? Oh no big deal. The scar and all related follow-up care will disappear by February sweeps.

 

[FinchelKlaine4E]

Jennifer: Do I have the Kiss of Death or something? Seriously- FOUR guys I've been with are now dead!

 

[Poirot]

Frankie: Wonder why all of Salem has forgotten about me. Wasn't even invited to the town bi-centennial celebration. No one told me Hope was getting married, Bo died, or that Jennifer was completely unattached, let alone became a gramma.

 

[Just Samantha]

Brady: Why do I have the sudden urge to surf, practice medicine and see Nicole in a hospital gown??

 

[ktspirit]

Jennifer: Do I have the Kiss of Death or something?

Jennifer: Maybe I should have quit drinking that Jack Daniel(s) a long time ago.

Stefano: I'm in the mood to push some limits. After all, what could possibly happen to the Phoenix?

 

[DrBakerFan]

Andre: Should I have left a guard at the library door to protect Father? Nah, that foolish Hope is as harmless as a fly.

Stefano: Hmm, Hope looks insane. I wonder if she would really ....

Rafe: Should I see if Hope has gone over to the DiMera mansion to do something stupid?

Belle: I wish they'd be a high-profile shooting. Being the defense lawyer would be great publicity. I'd love to use the famous line: "If it doesn't fit you must acquit."

 

[A. Guy]

Melanie: I wonder if Brady would like to have my dad's necklace?

 

[Heather4CU]

Eric: Wow a whole week of appearances on the show. Too bad I only had one page of dialogue.

 

[NikkiFan]

Harold: Blood stains again? Good thing I stocked up on Oxi Clean (*holds up the product and smiles like a door to door salesman*)

 

[DrBakerFan]

Roman: OMG, Daniel Jonas was so popular with so many ladies that his funeral could cause mass hysteria. I'd better call out all my men to keep order. We don't need a repeat of Rudolph Valentino's funeral in New York.

 

[FinchelKlaine4E]

Chad: I wonder if I should tell Father about his new grandson.

Johnny: I sure can't wait to see Nonno again. I miss him.

Theo: Man, when was the last time I visited Nonno? Eh, he'll be there tomorrow.

 

[DrBakerFan]

Andre: I just had the oddest feeling about Father.

Harold: What were those noises in the library? They sounded like gunshots. Whatever, I'm not going to miss any of Downton Abbey.

Stefano's spirit: Should I come back to life again or call it a career?

Horton Cabin Raccoon Team: It's been a wonderful fall and early winter here on Smith Island. I hope the DiMeras don't ruin things by coming over here to dump a murder victim.