Foreman of the Salem Demolitions, Inc. crew: Just before we blew the building, did I hear somebody howling, "Father, Father!" Nah,it must have been the wind.
Horton Cabin Raccoons: Ah, we're almost through January and no unwelcome visitors have appeared. We'll probably have peace and quiet at least until May.
Steve: OMG, I can't believe Ava took Kayla. Why didn't the cops arrest her as soon as she hit town? Oh, well, this is Salem, so why ask why?
Head of the Salem Funeral Home: When are they ever going to bury Dr. Jonas? Good grief, they bury kings, queens, presidents, and popes faster than this.