Monday, June 6, 2016
Kate confronts Deimos after his electric meeting with Nicole by the river’s edge. [Deimos, if you knew more about Salem history, you'd know never to go near the river.]
Summer opens up to Brady about her feelings for him. [Summer, just shut up and go away. Nobody cares about your feelings or anything else about you.]
Theresa surprises Brady with a romantic evening. [Why bother, Jeannie T. Brady is almost certain to rush off if psycho Summer beckons, which is practically a certainty.]
Tuesday, June 7, 2016
Kate spins her tale, pinning Deimos’ murder off on Nicole. [Give it up, Kate. If you said the sky was blue, Salemites would look upward just to check.]
Kate makes a secret deal with Aiden. [Why not sleep with him too, Kate. After all, you've hit the sheets with every sketchy guy who turns up in Salem.]
Ciara takes care of hungover and heartsick Chad. [Find a new nursemaid, Chad. Surely, Nanny Emma could do a better job than the dazed and confused Teen Ciara.]
Wednesday, June 8, 2016
Hope turns to her past to help her through an emotional time. [Hope, considering all the tumult in your past, how is recalling your past blunders and predicaments going to help?]
Thursday, June 9, 2016
Kate reveals to Nicole that she and Deimos are married. [Deimos has certainly sealed his fate, hasn't he, Ms. Blue Chunk?]
Fynn makes a decision about his relationship with Kayla. [Take a hike, Dr. Dingo. Despite all his flaws, Kayla belongs with Steve. And as John would say, that's a fact.]
Kayla, Steve and Joey make plans to drive home as a family when suddenly Kayla falters. [Don't worry guys, this is just another manufactured health crisis conjured up with writers who are short of ideas. Kayla will be in fine fettle soon.]
Friday, June 10, 2016
Deimos weakly travels to a gas station and calls someone for help. [Deimos, did you eat a batch of Kate' brownies? You'd have been better off it you'd caught the Yo-Daddy flu.]
Nicole worries about facing charges for Deimos’ death. [Relax, Nicole. Things may look bleak for a while, but you've survived worse than this. Remember your crawl-space adventure.]
Hope makes a decision about Aiden. [You should tell him to take a hike, Hope, but everyone knows you won't.]
Rafe warns Aiden not to hurt Hope. [Give it up, Rafe. The Salem shyster has his own agenda and will brush off anything you say. Instead, you might casually mention that your father was a professional assassin.]