DrBakerFan
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Roman: "Dammit, Sami, why did you snatch Tater Tot?"Sami kidnapped Tate. Unknown to everyone, she was briefly in town, saw Tate asleep in the stroller and just took him, assuming he was her child.
Jeannie T was drugged by someone else, with the intent on kidnapping Tate, but Sami beat them to the punch.
Sami: "Daddy, he's one of mine -- he even looks a little like my handsome, changed smoochy-moochy."
Roman: "Dammit, Sami, Tater Tot isn't your child!"
Sami: "Sure he is, Daddy. After all, he's named after a root vegetable. Lots of my kids are named for foods. Don't you remember cute little Peaches, Kiwi, Alfalfa, and Buckwheat?"
Roman: "Dammit, I give up. Once again I'm running out of dammits."
Jeannie T.: "OMG, that crazy, screechy Sami took Tater Tot! It wasn't Summer or Victor after all!"
Sami: Crazy? Screechy? SHUT UP! I HATE you!