Reply from Maggie: Sami, dear, as dearest Daniel's loving eggmommy, I was frankly appalled by your shocking attitude toward building a proper tomb for my brilliant, wonderful, handsome son. Certainly, EJ had a few good qualities (very few), but he appeared not to properly worship his mother, never saved anyone with a miraculous operation, and, most importantly, was not some woman's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious eggbaby.
Reply from the National Park Service: Ms. Brady Roberts-Horton Hernandez DiMera, we have received your demand that the face of one of the presidents be effaced from Mt. Rushmore and be replaced by a sculpture of the "dashing face" of your allegedly deceased husband, Elvis J. DiMera. Unfortunately, we cannot abide by your absurd command, but thanks for contacting us. Your communication gave everyone here a good laugh on an otherwise dull day.