DrBakerFan
Well-Known Member
Dear Ruffles McRed,
Much to my distress, I feel as if I'm turning into a typical Salem busybody. Just recently, I removed a pregnancy test box from a young woman's waste basket so her hotheaded boyfriend wouldn't see it. Then, I dropped by a friend's apartment to discuss his tangled love life. This shouldn't be -- a handsome lawyer is in love with me and my wonderful, precocious daughter needs my attention. Any advice?
The former Mrs. B.B.
Dear Former,
Oh, dear. The last thing Salem needs are more intrusive, nosy busybodies. They're the pits. You should follow my simple Ruffles McRed rule. If you're tempted to intrude into the lives of others, just count to ten and then go home and bake some cookies. It works. Nobody would ever call Ruffles McRed a busybody. Also, make sure you are there for your daughter. Don't be like that mouthwash huckster, Sami Brady, who always dumped her children on her saintly grandmother.
Optimistically, Ruffles McRed
Much to my distress, I feel as if I'm turning into a typical Salem busybody. Just recently, I removed a pregnancy test box from a young woman's waste basket so her hotheaded boyfriend wouldn't see it. Then, I dropped by a friend's apartment to discuss his tangled love life. This shouldn't be -- a handsome lawyer is in love with me and my wonderful, precocious daughter needs my attention. Any advice?
The former Mrs. B.B.
Dear Former,
Oh, dear. The last thing Salem needs are more intrusive, nosy busybodies. They're the pits. You should follow my simple Ruffles McRed rule. If you're tempted to intrude into the lives of others, just count to ten and then go home and bake some cookies. It works. Nobody would ever call Ruffles McRed a busybody. Also, make sure you are there for your daughter. Don't be like that mouthwash huckster, Sami Brady, who always dumped her children on her saintly grandmother.
Optimistically, Ruffles McRed