DrBakerFan
Well-Known Member
Note to readers: With Ruffles McRed and Nanny Megan still busy, and with other guest advice columnists in momentary short supply, we have been forced to press Ben Weston into service today.
Dear Ben,
I strongly suspect that my super hot, but unreliable, girlfriend is cheating on me with some rich creep. How can I find out for sure? Also, sorry about your current incarceration.
Suspicious Hunk
Dear Suspicious,
There are lots of ways to sniff out a cheating tramp -- tracking apps on phones work great. My daddy also used to plant bugs in people's homes. You could also just use that old Salem standby, eavesdropping. You'd be surprised what you can learn simply by lurking around the Town Square. Good luck!
Ben
P.S., don't worry about me -- I'll be out soon. I've purchased a copy of Faking Insanity for Dummies on Amazon.com.
Dear Ben,
I strongly suspect that my super hot, but unreliable, girlfriend is cheating on me with some rich creep. How can I find out for sure? Also, sorry about your current incarceration.
Suspicious Hunk
Dear Suspicious,
There are lots of ways to sniff out a cheating tramp -- tracking apps on phones work great. My daddy also used to plant bugs in people's homes. You could also just use that old Salem standby, eavesdropping. You'd be surprised what you can learn simply by lurking around the Town Square. Good luck!
Ben
P.S., don't worry about me -- I'll be out soon. I've purchased a copy of Faking Insanity for Dummies on Amazon.com.