Facebook post from Will: Well...Gabi is taking Ari to NYC 'cause of her modeling job. Guess there's only one solution: I'M MOVING TO NYC WITH THEM!
Reply from Nick: NO! NO, NO, NO! THIS IS NOT WHAT I PLANNED!
Reply from Gabi: ....
Reply from Will: ...
Reply from Sonny: ....I should have known.
Reply from Sami: I HATE YOU, NICK!
Reply from Nick: What? No, wait, I mean that it's a total coincidence that Gabi and Ari are moving to NY at the same time I am. I was talking about something else.
Reply from Sonny: I could charge you for hate crimes, you know...
Reply from Will: Ooh. Sonny, your Kiriakis is showing.
Reply from Victor: *sniff* I've...I've never been...so proud.
Reply from Philip: Sonny....trust me...you DO NOT want your Kiriakis genes to kick in! IT NEVER ENDS WELL!
Reply from Sonny: Oh, sure. I mean, I'll make sure that whenever I meet with either Chad or EJ, we'll meet somewhere where there is nothing sharp for them to accidentally impale themselves.
Reply from Philip: Good! And also, stay away from hotel rooms, strange nurses you don't recognize, and glasses of lemonade!
Reply from Victor: ...omg...