DrBakerFan
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D.A. Office Staffer No. 1: OMG, did you hear the news? The cosmetics king is out and our crazy mayor has named Aiden "Lazerus" Jennings as his replacement!!
Reply from Staffer No. 2: Good grief, not him! Mayor Abe has truly lost his mind! That guy brings new meaning to the words "shyster" and "hack!!"
Reply from Staffer No. 3: And I guess we won't be able to make necktie jokes anymore.
Reply from Staffer No. 4: I'm so out of here. Are they hiring in Chicago or at any of the local firms?
Reply from Staffer No. 4: Let's start our own criminal defense firm. With Jennings as D.A., we'd be sure to win every case.
Reply from Staffer No. 1: And there's always lost-cat law. That niche hasn't been filled since Carrie Reed left Salem.
Reply from Staffer No. 3: Lost cat law? This is too awful to contemplate. Let's head over to the Pub for some beers and Wanchai Ferry, and try to forget lowlife Jennings.
Replies from Staffers No. 1, 2, and 4: Yes, let's. Even on the darkest days, Mrs. Brady's Wanchai Ferry specials makes spirits soar.
Reply from Staffer No. 2: Good grief, not him! Mayor Abe has truly lost his mind! That guy brings new meaning to the words "shyster" and "hack!!"
Reply from Staffer No. 3: And I guess we won't be able to make necktie jokes anymore.
Reply from Staffer No. 4: I'm so out of here. Are they hiring in Chicago or at any of the local firms?
Reply from Staffer No. 4: Let's start our own criminal defense firm. With Jennings as D.A., we'd be sure to win every case.
Reply from Staffer No. 1: And there's always lost-cat law. That niche hasn't been filled since Carrie Reed left Salem.
Reply from Staffer No. 3: Lost cat law? This is too awful to contemplate. Let's head over to the Pub for some beers and Wanchai Ferry, and try to forget lowlife Jennings.
Replies from Staffers No. 1, 2, and 4: Yes, let's. Even on the darkest days, Mrs. Brady's Wanchai Ferry specials makes spirits soar.