DrBakerFan
Well-Known Member
Dear Ms. Browning,
Thank you for the invitation to write for Sonix magazine. Unfortunately, I have no idea who you are and have never heard of Sonix. However, I can assure you that the person who had pretensions to be a writer was the old weepy Will Horton. Unlike him, I can spell and am able to string grammatical sentences together to form coherent paragraphs. This immediately disqualifies me as a writer for any Salem publication.
Sincerely,
The Real Will Horton
Thank you for the invitation to write for Sonix magazine. Unfortunately, I have no idea who you are and have never heard of Sonix. However, I can assure you that the person who had pretensions to be a writer was the old weepy Will Horton. Unlike him, I can spell and am able to string grammatical sentences together to form coherent paragraphs. This immediately disqualifies me as a writer for any Salem publication.
Sincerely,
The Real Will Horton