Nothing gets past Sami. She too keeps up with what's going to happen in Salem. Here are excerpts from an interview with a reporter from the Salem Intruder. The jailing of Victor: What great news. Thanks Daddy. It's about time that nasty old master of snark saw the inside of a jail cell. He once kidnapped my handsome smoochy-moochy's dear old daddy. The only smart thing that babyswitching tramp, Nicole Walker, ever did was try to poison him. Clyde pointing a gun at Kate: Who's Clyde? Whatever. Anyone who points a gun at the horrid hag, Kate, has my support. The escape of Xander: Why didn't somebody tell me about him being in jail? Don't people think that I want to know if one of my children gets arrested? Kayla's medical crisis: John Black has to have something to do with this. He not only ruined my life, he's a threat to everyone in Salem. The return of Tater Tot: Who cares? The only kidnapping that mattered was when my darling Sydney was snatched by that awful Anna and then by the evil babyswitcher. Thank God that my darling smoochy-moochy was there to support me. He did support me, didn't he? Deimos and Chloe and Nicole: This Deimos certainly does have a taste for tramps, doesn't he? The apparent death of Abigail: I'm a kind, caring, sensitive person so I don't want to speak ill of the dead, but after all isn't this a proper punishment for luring my changed smoochy-moochy into an unspeakably vile relationship?