SPOILER !! Week Mar 13

Well, won't that be fun??

Julie: Darling, let me introduce you everyone. This is my dear husband, Doug, who you met at the funeral. This is my half-sister Hope, your great-aunt. She's also Doug's daughter.

Eli: Wait, what?? Your half-sister is also your husband's daughter, so she's your stepdaughter??? How exactly did that work?

Julie: You see, honey, Doug was married to my mother, your great-grandmother, Addie. They had Hope. Then she was killed by a car when it was about to hit Hope's baby carriage. Doug and I both grieved and fell in love. :love:

Eli: Alrighty, then.

Julie: This is Jennifer, your cousin. She's a widow, sort of.

Eli: Sort of? Is her husband dead or not?

Julie: Well, they weren't married when he died. But we still consider her a widow. He died saving your cousin Abigail.

Julie: Here's a picture of your great great Uncle Tommy. We think he lives in the attic.

Julie: And here's a picture of my darling Nicky, your cousin. He died because some horrible tart killed him. She's the mother of another one your cousins, little Arianna. Ari's father was Will. He was gay.

Eli: Hold up. He was gay, but he had a baby with a woman? Willingly?

Julie: Oh darling, it was a one night thing. But he was a good dad. And Gabi married my sweet darling Nicky. He loved her so. But she wasn't satisfied with his love and killed him, in cold blood. Wretched woman! She makes my blood boil.

Julie: Poor cousin Will was killed by your cousin Abigail's crazy finace, Ben. But she got him back good. She tied him up and set him on fire.

Julie: And this is cousin JJ, Jennifer's son. He was the local drug dealer and once drugged all of us ladies at book club with pot-laced doughnuts. Best night at book club ever!

Eli: But he's been arrested for his acts, right?

Julie: Darling, he's a police detective now.

Eli: Sure, why didn't I think of that? Any other criminals in the family?

Julie: Well, my brother Steven is a con-artist who lives in Europe. Hope shot and killed Stefano DiMera, but we heard he's still alive, so she was pardoned while she was on the run from her prison break. Jeremy, your cousin, is on the lam somewhere.

Julie: Oh, hey, this is your cousin Lucas. He was a surprise Horton, too! You should get to know him. But don't take him out for a drink. He's an alcoholic.

Julie: Then there's your cousin Jessica. She has multiple personalities, so you're really never sure who you're dealing with.

Eli: You know what, I think the info I got from the FBI is faulty and I'm not a Horton, after all. Sorry about your loss and all, but I'm outta here.

Julie: Oh don't be silly there's more! This is your cousin Ciara, she's Great Aunt Hope's daughter.

Hope: Aunt Hope is just fine

Eli: And who is this blonde young lady?

Claire: Don't you know me from my YouTube show?

Hope: Claire!

Claire: Sorry Gran. Eli, I'm Claire.

Eli: You called Hope Gran?!

Julie: Yup Claire is the daughter of Hope's son Shawn Douglas. He's around your age. Claire's a year older than her Aunt Ciara.

Hope: :rolleyes:

Eli: :eek:
 
I had a strong feeling Deimos would betray Nicole out of anger and spite taking off with Brady.

Now katmouse's spoiler about Sonny, it's safe to say the entire town of Salem is basically a suspect list. I wouldn't be surprised if Maggie is the one who does in Deimos.
 
Well, won't that be fun??

Julie: Darling, let me introduce you everyone. This is my dear husband, Doug, who you met at the funeral. This is my half-sister Hope, your great-aunt. She's also Doug's daughter.

Eli: Wait, what?? Your half-sister is also your husband's daughter, so she's your stepdaughter??? How exactly did that work?

Julie: You see, honey, Doug was married to my mother, your great-grandmother, Addie. They had Hope. Then she was killed by a car when it was about to hit Hope's baby carriage. Doug and I both grieved and fell in love. :love:

Eli: Alrighty, then.

Julie: This is Jennifer, your cousin. She's a widow, sort of.

Eli: Sort of? Is her husband dead or not?

Julie: Well, they weren't married when he died. But we still consider her a widow. He died saving your cousin Abigail.

Julie: Here's a picture of your great great Uncle Tommy. We think he lives in the attic.

Julie: And here's a picture of my darling Nicky, your cousin. He died because some horrible tart killed him. She's the mother of another one your cousins, little Arianna. Ari's father was Will. He was gay.

Eli: Hold up. He was gay, but he had a baby with a woman? Willingly?

Julie: Oh darling, it was a one night thing. But he was a good dad. And Gabi married my sweet darling Nicky. He loved her so. But she wasn't satisfied with his love and killed him, in cold blood. Wretched woman! She makes my blood boil.

Julie: Poor cousin Will was killed by your cousin Abigail's crazy finace, Ben. But she got him back good. She tied him up and set him on fire.

Julie: And this is cousin JJ, Jennifer's son. He was the local drug dealer and once drugged all of us ladies at book club with pot-laced doughnuts. Best night at book club ever!

Eli: But he's been arrested for his acts, right?

Julie: Darling, he's a police detective now.

Eli: Sure, why didn't I think of that? Any other criminals in the family?

Julie: Well, my brother Steven is a con-artist who lives in Europe. Hope shot and killed Stefano DiMera, but we heard he's still alive, so she was pardoned while she was on the run from her prison break. Jeremy, your cousin, is on the lam somewhere.

Julie: Oh, hey, this is your cousin Lucas. He was a surprise Horton, too! You should get to know him. But don't take him out for a drink. He's an alcoholic.

Julie: Then there's your cousin Jessica. She has multiple personalities, so you're really never sure who you're dealing with.

Eli: You know what, I think the info I got from the FBI is faulty and I'm not a Horton, after all. Sorry about your loss and all, but I'm outta here.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: That is SO-O-O-O funny! Did I say FUN--NY!!
 
What did I not get to see that was "fun" at the end? Thanks for the link, Kat. Was interesting to see Kate is having conversations. So glad Salem is having such nice weather when the midwest is freezing, while east coast is hunkering down in the midst of a blizzard. :)
 
It was fun to me to see different people on benches and see the wooden bench again.
 
Days of our Lives spoilers for Tuesday, March 14, promise a day of desperation and unchecked rage
I love desperation and unchecked rage. Yep, that's what I tune in for, unchecked rage.

And it's the tail end of winter, so what are these Midwestern folk doing sitting on Benchie with blooming flowers everywhere??:confused:

So Salem had just one bad snow storm this year? The one that hit when Chloe went into labor, correct? Did I miss any other mention of weather?
 
Ok, just had to laugh when I clicked the link to the pictures . "These are two of several thrilling storylines featured tomorrow. See what else happens on DOOL with the photo spoilers." Thrilling Storylines? What show is that writer watching? Yesterday was snowed out, and after reading the summaries, there was no reason to go online to watch. Not exactly "thrilling." More like, same old, same old, and another boring day in Salem
 
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