My favorite was the Gabi and Chad one. That's not his head that Gabi is "stuck" in.
Well, won't that be fun??
Julie: Darling, let me introduce you everyone. This is my dear husband, Doug, who you met at the funeral. This is my half-sister Hope, your great-aunt. She's also Doug's daughter.
Eli: Wait, what?? Your half-sister is also your husband's daughter, so she's your stepdaughter??? How exactly did that work?
Julie: You see, honey, Doug was married to my mother, your great-grandmother, Addie. They had Hope. Then she was killed by a car when it was about to hit Hope's baby carriage. Doug and I both grieved and fell in love. :love:
Eli: Alrighty, then.
Julie: This is Jennifer, your cousin. She's a widow, sort of.
Eli: Sort of? Is her husband dead or not?
Julie: Well, they weren't married when he died. But we still consider her a widow. He died saving your cousin Abigail.
Julie: Here's a picture of your great great Uncle Tommy. We think he lives in the attic.
Julie: And here's a picture of my darling Nicky, your cousin. He died because some horrible tart killed him. She's the mother of another one your cousins, little Arianna. Ari's father was Will. He was gay.
Eli: Hold up. He was gay, but he had a baby with a woman? Willingly?
Julie: Oh darling, it was a one night thing. But he was a good dad. And Gabi married my sweet darling Nicky. He loved her so. But she wasn't satisfied with his love and killed him, in cold blood. Wretched woman! She makes my blood boil.
Julie: Poor cousin Will was killed by your cousin Abigail's crazy finace, Ben. But she got him back good. She tied him up and set him on fire.
Julie: And this is cousin JJ, Jennifer's son. He was the local drug dealer and once drugged all of us ladies at book club with pot-laced doughnuts. Best night at book club ever!
Eli: But he's been arrested for his acts, right?
Julie: Darling, he's a police detective now.
Eli: Sure, why didn't I think of that? Any other criminals in the family?
Julie: Well, my brother Steven is a con-artist who lives in Europe. Hope shot and killed Stefano DiMera, but we heard he's still alive, so she was pardoned while she was on the run from her prison break. Jeremy, your cousin, is on the lam somewhere.
Julie: Oh, hey, this is your cousin Lucas. He was a surprise Horton, too! You should get to know him. But don't take him out for a drink. He's an alcoholic.
Julie: Then there's your cousin Jessica. She has multiple personalities, so you're really never sure who you're dealing with.
Eli: You know what, I think the info I got from the FBI is faulty and I'm not a Horton, after all. Sorry about your loss and all, but I'm outta here.
Well, won't that be fun??
Julie: Darling, let me introduce you everyone. This is my dear husband, Doug, who you met at the funeral. This is my half-sister Hope, your great-aunt. She's also Doug's daughter.
Eli: Wait, what?? Your half-sister is also your husband's daughter, so she's your stepdaughter??? How exactly did that work?
Julie: You see, honey, Doug was married to my mother, your great-grandmother, Addie. They had Hope. Then she was killed by a car when it was about to hit Hope's baby carriage. Doug and I both grieved and fell in love. :love:
Eli: Alrighty, then.
Julie: This is Jennifer, your cousin. She's a widow, sort of.
Eli: Sort of? Is her husband dead or not?
Julie: Well, they weren't married when he died. But we still consider her a widow. He died saving your cousin Abigail.
Julie: Here's a picture of your great great Uncle Tommy. We think he lives in the attic.
Julie: And here's a picture of my darling Nicky, your cousin. He died because some horrible tart killed him. She's the mother of another one your cousins, little Arianna. Ari's father was Will. He was gay.
Eli: Hold up. He was gay, but he had a baby with a woman? Willingly?
Julie: Oh darling, it was a one night thing. But he was a good dad. And Gabi married my sweet darling Nicky. He loved her so. But she wasn't satisfied with his love and killed him, in cold blood. Wretched woman! She makes my blood boil.
Julie: Poor cousin Will was killed by your cousin Abigail's crazy finace, Ben. But she got him back good. She tied him up and set him on fire.
Julie: And this is cousin JJ, Jennifer's son. He was the local drug dealer and once drugged all of us ladies at book club with pot-laced doughnuts. Best night at book club ever!
Eli: But he's been arrested for his acts, right?
Julie: Darling, he's a police detective now.
Eli: Sure, why didn't I think of that? Any other criminals in the family?
Julie: Well, my brother Steven is a con-artist who lives in Europe. Hope shot and killed Stefano DiMera, but we heard he's still alive, so she was pardoned while she was on the run from her prison break. Jeremy, your cousin, is on the lam somewhere.
Julie: Oh, hey, this is your cousin Lucas. He was a surprise Horton, too! You should get to know him. But don't take him out for a drink. He's an alcoholic.
Julie: Then there's your cousin Jessica. She has multiple personalities, so you're really never sure who you're dealing with.
Eli: You know what, I think the info I got from the FBI is faulty and I'm not a Horton, after all. Sorry about your loss and all, but I'm outta here.
I love desperation and unchecked rage. Yep, that's what I tune in for, unchecked rage.Days of our Lives spoilers for Tuesday, March 14, promise a day of desperation and unchecked rage