Facebook post from Sami: Hey everybody, look, this is me, doing a happy dance because my mom dumped John Black, who is the biggest life-ruining doodyhead to ever live!
Reply from Marlena: You go, girl! Get down with your bad self! John Black is an old poop!
Reply from Sami: You bet I am, mom! Are you going to get back with daddy? He's the bestest man in the world, well, except for my sweet, changed smoochy-moochy!
Reply from Marlena: Roman better look out, because I'm coming for him with a lotta hot lovin!
Reply from Sami: :love::love::love::love::love:
Reply from Eric: Wait, wait, hold up. Mom, you just called John an "old poop", you've not corrected Sami for being snarky and you're going after dad? Something seems off, but I can't put my finger on it.
Reply from Sami: Who cares what you think, bad twin?? Mom kicked John Black to the curb where he belongs, with the rats. He can go live with one of my stoopid sisters for all I care.
Reply from Marlena: You tell 'em, Sami girl! Hey, let's go get some drinks to celebrate!
Reply from Eric: :huh: