DrBakerFan
Well-Known Member
Facebook post from the ISA: The ISA is now accepting applications for secret agent positions.
Past amnesia and mind erasure is no bar to employment.
Persons of retirement age will be considered, and possibly preferred.
Past employment with incompetent police departments is not a problem.
Wearing of an eye-patch is not a problem.
Willingness to abandon wife and children for years is a must.
Nosy relatives are undesirable, but not a bar to employment.
Lack of susceptibility to DiMera bribes is desirable, but not an absolute requirement.
Ability to speak Alamanian is a plus.
For further information, contact the office of Isaac S. Adams, Chief, ISA
Past amnesia and mind erasure is no bar to employment.
Persons of retirement age will be considered, and possibly preferred.
Past employment with incompetent police departments is not a problem.
Wearing of an eye-patch is not a problem.
Willingness to abandon wife and children for years is a must.
Nosy relatives are undesirable, but not a bar to employment.
Lack of susceptibility to DiMera bribes is desirable, but not an absolute requirement.
Ability to speak Alamanian is a plus.
For further information, contact the office of Isaac S. Adams, Chief, ISA