DrBakerFan
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Facebook post by Steve: Currently, my beloved son, Joe, thinks that I've been a bad parent. Sure, I've been away too long, but compared to other parents in Salem, I'm not half bad.
1) Unlike Jack Deveraux, I've never raped any women.
2) Unlike Stefano DiMera, I've never exiled a child to a secret island.
3) Unlike John Black, I've never been seen having sex on a conference table.
4) Unlike EJ DiMera, I've never cheated on my children's mother by showering with young women.
5) Unlike Eduardo Hernandez, I've never abandoned two families for decades.
6) Unlike Eve Larson, I've never slept with my child's true love -- not even once.
7) Unlike Sami Brady I've never habitually dumped my children on their grandmother, and I do definitely know how many children I have.
8) Unlike Weeping Will Horton, I've never left my child to run off to L.A. to engage in trivial writing assignments. All my missions have been of critical importance!
In fact, in a head-to-head contest with these people, I'm a candidate for father of the year.
Reply from Stefano: Steven, you know I had good reasons, yes?
Reply from John: I may have my faults as a parent, but I'm a good father. That's a fact.
Reply from Will: SHUT UP. I have reason to weep. John Black and his new son ruined my life.
Reply from Sami: SHUT UP. I am Salem's BEST mother, and I do so know the names of my dozen or so children. I HATE you.
1) Unlike Jack Deveraux, I've never raped any women.
2) Unlike Stefano DiMera, I've never exiled a child to a secret island.
3) Unlike John Black, I've never been seen having sex on a conference table.
4) Unlike EJ DiMera, I've never cheated on my children's mother by showering with young women.
5) Unlike Eduardo Hernandez, I've never abandoned two families for decades.
6) Unlike Eve Larson, I've never slept with my child's true love -- not even once.
7) Unlike Sami Brady I've never habitually dumped my children on their grandmother, and I do definitely know how many children I have.
8) Unlike Weeping Will Horton, I've never left my child to run off to L.A. to engage in trivial writing assignments. All my missions have been of critical importance!
In fact, in a head-to-head contest with these people, I'm a candidate for father of the year.
Reply from Stefano: Steven, you know I had good reasons, yes?
Reply from John: I may have my faults as a parent, but I'm a good father. That's a fact.
Reply from Will: SHUT UP. I have reason to weep. John Black and his new son ruined my life.
Reply from Sami: SHUT UP. I am Salem's BEST mother, and I do so know the names of my dozen or so children. I HATE you.