DrBakerFan
Well-Known Member
Dear Ms. Larson (or may I call you Eve),
Word has been received thru the prison grapevine that you tried to poison some woman whom you hate. (We hear about everything here at State Prison.) Take it from me, it never works. I tried it several years ago on some ignorant lout. The poison worked, but my plan failed dismally. Since I'm imprisoned for crimes committed against the DiMeras (for which I should have been thanked), I expect to be pardoned soon. When that happens, perhaps you'd like to get together for some romantic encounters. I'm sure you'll find a refined, silver-haired gent such as myself far more interesting at bedtime than some callow college kid. I'm very skilled. Just ask Kate Roberts.
Love,
Ian McAllister, Inmate # 20105553468
Word has been received thru the prison grapevine that you tried to poison some woman whom you hate. (We hear about everything here at State Prison.) Take it from me, it never works. I tried it several years ago on some ignorant lout. The poison worked, but my plan failed dismally. Since I'm imprisoned for crimes committed against the DiMeras (for which I should have been thanked), I expect to be pardoned soon. When that happens, perhaps you'd like to get together for some romantic encounters. I'm sure you'll find a refined, silver-haired gent such as myself far more interesting at bedtime than some callow college kid. I'm very skilled. Just ask Kate Roberts.
Love,
Ian McAllister, Inmate # 20105553468
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